Hey its 2009

January 6, 2009 at 1:04 am (Funny, Life, Misc, news)

…and I’m still alive.

What’s with the break in posts? I decided to take a break from the internet in general

Reminds me of what life was like before the internet : totally boring,

A lot has happened since then :

Gizelle Salandy, a Trinidadian world renowned, record-holding boxer died in a car crash on Sunday. I’m really sorry to hear about this. I hope her family copes well with her loss and Gizelle rests in peace.

Israel and the mainstream media are up to their nasty schemes again, with the ground invasion of the Gaza strip which has been displayed as everything but perhaps a dinner amongst the elves and Santa Clause. The “right for Israel to defend itself” has once again superceded international law and common sense.

I became a fan of the Phillip DeFranco show on YouTube. I used to think YouTube is the dumping yard for all things stupid, explored by the idle, or its just a stupid self-proclaimed “alternative to TV”, but I know better now. Even in a junkyard you can find something useful….somewhere. That would be “sxephil” or DeFranco. He basically does the same thing as me, but through videos, and more disciplined, and very funny. I identify and agree with 95% of the things he complains/talks about. Check out his latest video here.

I gained weight. Yeah I think the national eat feast we call Christmas is stupid, but its difficult to escape it when you’re with family.

I got a new cellphone. The SE W380a. I like it, but it could have been better i.e classic Sony-Ericsson style. They get you excited with cool features, then by the next day when you’re playing around with the phone you realize it kinda sucks. They should therefore call all models of their phones the “Girlfriend”.

That’s about it.

I think I’m going to start a whole new blog dedicated to the “real” Trinidad and Tobago.

An article in a local newspaper said that the government will be executing a number of look-good initiatives for the Summit of the Americas which will be held in a few months. One of these plans BODY SNATCHING homeless people and putting them into an asylum. I’m feeling for Chow Mein now because that shit sounds Chinese.

Anyway, till the next time, Happy New Year.

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Was Christmas in Trinidad Always This Crazy?

December 15, 2008 at 3:10 am (Uncategorized) (, )

Pork/Ham/Food :

A national tradition to consume vast amounts of red meat at Christmas. Hell we sing about it.

Alcohol :

In 2006, more  than 500,000 cases of rum, 250,000 cases of whiskey and 70,000 cases of wine were imported into Trinidad.

500,000 X 24 = 12 million bottles
250,000 X 24 = 6,000,000
70,000 X 24 = 1,680,000

If taken further as total number of ounces or ml, i’m sure it would surpass the annual rainfall figures of some countries.

General Insanity :

Buying new furniture, cleaning out your house, shopping like mad people.

Is this supposed to be fun? Why don’t I feel it anymore? The words “pagan” and “mass hysteria” always come to mind when I assess the behaviour of everyone for the  season.

The general idea is to clean your house so you won’t feel embarassed when friends come over on Boxing Day. If they were real friends would they judge you by whether your door is freshly painted? If they do, then why invite them?

Are we really going to drink all that alcohol imported?

Why is pork ham so popular? Doesn’t everyone know it causes cancer and heart disease?

Maybe I feel this way now after my encounters today and yesterday at a supermarket with hundreds of people wildly buying all those aforementioned, with one lady pushing in front of me after I looked back for a second.

Its crazy. I can understand the shopping part, but I really wish Trinidadians would educate themselves about the health risks of this “tradition” to mass consume fatty meat and alcohol…….and learn some frigging manners when in line.

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PM Manning REALLY has Kidney Cancer

December 12, 2008 at 6:51 am (news, Politics, Trinidad) (, , , )

Isn’t it funny that I have to retract commentary on something I thought should be retracted? Turns out I mixed up the word benign with malignant, therefore Manning really does have Kidney Cancer. I realized this when I woke up this morning, but was too lazy to come back to change it.

So the following front page cover is in fact true :

Is the editor a fan of oxymoron? Or is just a plain moron?

In that case, wow, its still sad. All I really want is to see him lose the next election by the biggest landslide in modern history, not suffer from cancer, but that’s life I guess.

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Trinidad Tops the WORLD in Porn Searches

December 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm (Funny, Holy Shit, Trinidad) (, , )

NO, NOT THE REGION, NOT THE HEMISPHERE, NOT THE “ENGLISH-SPEAKING CARIBBEAN” THE FRICKIN WORLD.

I SHIT YOU NOT

I SHIT YOU NOT

In terms of the volume of searches through Google for porn in relation to population, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO HAS THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD. Way ahead of the top producer of porn, the U.S, Trinidad leads Bangladesh, the UK, South Africa, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand….all countries who have atleast FOUR TIMES the population of Trinidad. I can’t get over this, can you believe this?

See this stunning discovery here on Google

ARE WE REALLY THAT FRIGGING PERVERTED?

The little 1.5 million of us are more interested in porn per capita than countries with 100 times our population. Hell, we’re more interested in porn than the land of the porn stars : the US.

SO NOW we know what those seemingly busy but inefficient public servants with internet access do all day. WOW.

If you’re a parent and you’re concerned about this, I strongly suggest you visit this site and download the software there………..for the sake of the country!! lol

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Obama Cartoons Too Good to Keep To Myself pt. 2

November 26, 2008 at 9:14 pm (Funny, Politics) (, , )

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Bleach 196 : Best Episode Ever ?

November 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , )

It doesn’t get any better than this. It seems as if Kubo Tite is paying us back for all those months of horrible, eventless episodes with the most action-packed episode since those from the Soul Society arc.

In summary, the 4th squad captain chick, Kenpachi, Byakuya and Kurotsuchi the blue-haired weirdo captain all just appeared out of nowhere and are facing off Espada adversaries that coincidentally fit their  personality. I don’t know if anyone picked that up, it may just be fanservice, but Kenpachi, wild, loves to fight, is up against Nnoitra who is the same, Byakuya, the proud, arrogant captain is faced off with Zommari, who is the same, Kurotsuchi also just happens to confront Syazel Aporro, a fellow weirdo who likes to experiment on things/people. As if their dramatic arrival and fortuitous timing wasn’t interesting enough! This is going to be fun to watch again. To download all bleach episodes, head over to Bleach7

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Trinifever pt.3

November 23, 2008 at 3:35 am (Funny, Trinidad) (, , , )

This is quickly becoming quite a laughing stock now. Here is the latest news on the exploits of the megalomaniac and those at the niche-porn site, Trinifever.

The TriniFever Team has tried to negotiate with Agent22/Admin to have the monies he swindled from you (our members) returned/refunded. However, he has refused to do so and has instead decided to issue death threats to the members of the Administration/Executive and has also contacted several members on this site to engage in various acts of sabotage and subterfuge. We are fully aware of all his tactics and through unorthodox means, he has tried to infiltrate trinifever with spies in order to spread certain acts of propaganda. He has convinced and misled many members into believing that he was the “Owner” of trinifever. He has also been writing various libelous statements and posting them on several websites, in addition to using slanderous statements against the real owner of trinifever.\

roflmao lol not the real owner, infiltrate with spies, issue death threats, lmao.

In an effort to steer clear of “mud slinging” and engaging in any act which would prolong this unpleasant situation, the owner of the site directed his Administrative Team to desist from engaging Agent22/Admin in any “war of words”. However, after several unrelenting verbal attacks and recent death threats, the TriniFever Team has decided that the “gloves needed to come off” and in so doing, make a full statement regarding this entire unpleasant affair which has plagued the website over the past seven (7) days. Every story has two (2) sides and after hearing his side for the entire week, we have decided to tell you (our beloved members) our side, which incidentally is the truth.

In the early part of 2008, the real owner of TriniFever, who is PussyHunter, went on a sabbatical leaving Agent22/Admin as the sole Administrator with Marie, Mrs. Red Dollar, zchart2001, peepingtom24hrs and Original Gangsta as Moderators to assist him in running the site. Soon after Hunter’s departure, absolute power got to Agent22/Admin who then started demanding that members hand over porn and decided to start utilizing the site to build his own personal porn collection. It is during this period of turmoil that he started cutting backdoor and side deals for access to various parts of the site. To date several of you have come forward and stated that you all handed over your material to him and never received the promised access. It was also discovered that in order to maintain the secrecy of his deals, he would ban members who questioned him about keeping his word.

wow lol deep shit. sounds..communist or something

Around this time the site membership had risen to over 4000, with 95% of the members not contributing anything to to the site. The Moderators approached Agent22/Admin to delete those accounts as they were only leeching off the site and not contributing anything. These Leeches also caused the more prolific members to cease posting as they were only receiving and not giving. He refused to delete the accounts and decided instead to introduce a “Verification Service Charge” so that persons would pay for access to various boards on the site. His idea was primarily 4000 non contributing members multiplied by $100.00/$150.00 and decided to start his Verification Service Charge against the advice of all the Moderators. He then lied to the entire site membership telling them that the money was being collected to “Verify” persons ages and to pay for the web-server access. Anyone under eighteen (18) can walk into a bank and make a payment to an account and ask for a receipt. Also, all financial costs for the site have been borne by Hunter, who has never received a cent from Agent22/Admin. He then setup V-COM SERVICES and an account at RBTT to collect his fee and was doing so successfully until he was stopped.

lol crook. I ofcourse have no sympathy for anyone who got conned by this, i.e. paying to see stolen “porn”

During this turbulent time, several key acts occurred of which you were not notified. He went into a “Gestapo” type mode and went off into a tangent stating that it was “his site” and he was the boss.

lol wow!! loll

Around this period, he banned Original Gangsta for failing to give him personal photos and other acts of selfish behaviour caused other Moderators (Mrs. Red Dollar and Marie) to resign their Posts. It was at this point the owner of the site returned and realized what was occurring with the Financial Impropriety, Gestapo type behaviour and the stealing of large portions of material from the membership. The Owner immediately removed his Administrative powers and made him a Global Moderator pending an investigation; however, after a few days and on being told that the site would be restructured, he resigned his post and demanded that his account be deleted.

We have now completed our investigation and have concluded that he asked that his account be deleted so that vital evidence would have been lost. He also felt that he was “above” everyone else on the site and the thought of word getting out that he was not the owner as he had stated, would have ruined his reputation. He was not banned and the photo at the bottom clearly shows his demand for his account to be deleted.

In keeping with the site’s original mandate, the owner directed that the payments for access be immediately ceased and over 4000 dormant accounts deleted. We are members of this site because we want to be a part of a sharing community. We encourage posting and would reward the members who post legitimate local material. We have also decided to take legal steps to recover the money which was swindled from the members who paid for access and have contacted the authorities relative to the embezzlement of funds, fraudulent conversion and the death threats received by the site’s Administration. None of which we are taking lightly and we will ensure that justice is served.

This is the most interesting thing yet. This is like Joker suing Two-Face for not splitting the money they stole from the bank 50/50 as they agreed. Anyway anything is possible in this comedy show of a country

In light of the foregoing, we have sent out correspondence to Agent22/Admin to have him discuss the return of the funds he embezzled, as well as other matters of mutual interest. He has thus far failed to heed our warning and we would be taking this matter to the next “legal” level. We make this statement with a heavy heart as it was never our intention to deal with this situation in this manner; however, his failure to adhere to our request, whilst continuing to make threats and libelous statements, have led us to make this release as a means of updating our membership and letting you all be aware of our stand.

Well atleast someone’s taking this seriously

WE TRUST THAT THIS MATTER WOULD FINALLY BE LAID TO REST AND WE CAN GET ON WITH BUSINESS AS USUAL. AFFECTED MEMBERS WOULD BE UPDATED BY THE SITE EXECUTIVE.

Reproduced hereunder is the document which was sent to Agent22/Admin:

To – XXXXXX XXXXXXX, also called Agent22, also called Admin on the website www.trinifever.net.

a.        I have been directed to inform you that the owner(s) of www.trinifever..net, hereinafter called trinifever, have launched an investigation into accusations of embezzlement and fraudulent conversion levied against you by members of the said trinifever. It has been established that during the period 29th October, 2007 to 22nd October, 2008 you were an Administrator of the said trinifever and during that time you misrepresented yourself to the members of the website, as the owner of the said website, which caused great concern to the owner(s) of the website.I am directed to ask you to produce any and all receipts to attest to your claim to ownership of the website www.trinifever.net.

b.        During the period of time when you held the position of website Administrator, you also placed several notices and approached certain members to pay the sum of $100.00 cash Trinidad and Tobago currency for access to certain areas of trinifever and that you falsely misrepresented this payment as being for trinifever and to pay for web-server space. I am directed to tell you that this is not true and that all the monies you collected was converted to your own use and not used to pay for web-server space for trinifever.

c.        You have also been accused of using the position given to you as website Administrator to extort money from members of the site through a payment for access initiative adopted by you without the permission of the owner(s). You have also been accused of diverting financial resources from trinifever, to a company called V-COM SERVICES which is registered in your name. V-COM SERVICES has never performed any technical or administrative work for or on behalf of trinifever and as such all claims made thereof are false and geared towards misleading members of trinifever.

d.        As a result of your actions, and continued attempts at defamation of trinifever. its owner(s), Administrator(s) and Moderator(s), as well as several libelous statements accredited to you, you are required to produce all receipts and financial records (including financial records of V-COM SERVICES) as it relates to work done on behalf of trinifever; all receipts and financial records as it relates to your claim for ownership of trinifever; all receipts and financial records as it relates to monies collected for access to trinifever; and a full list of membership accounts as it relates to payments received by you on behalf of trinifever members and the immediate repayment/refund of all the monies collected from members of trinifever.

e.        We regret to inform you that your failure to comply with all the requests listed above in paragraphs a,b,c and d, would result in the website owner(s) referring this matter to the Fraud Squad Department of the Trinidad and Tobago Police Service, who have already been consulted. In this light, we urge you to be mindful of the Laws of Trinidad and Tobago as it relates to Embezzlement and Fraudulent Conversion and have attached a copy of the Larceny Act Chapter 11:12 and urge you to pay special attention to Sections 18, 20 and 34.

Despite several warnings by the website owner(s), Administrator(s) and Moderator(s), you have continued to use defamatory statements against trinifever members and post libelous statements against its owner(s), Administrator(s) and Moderator(s). Moreover, it appears that your false, baseless accusations and threats of bodily harm, are being used to hide your numerous indiscretions and dishonesty. Given the serious nature of this matter I urge you to act in an expeditious manner in bringing this unpleasant matter to an amicable solution.

The TriniFever Executive:

CHAPTER 11:12
LARCENY ACT

An Act relating to Larceny and Kindred Offences triable on indictment.

1.  This Act may be cited as the Larceny Act.

3.  For the purposes of this Act—

(a) a person steals who, without the consent of the owner, fraudulently and without a claim of right made in good faith, takes and carries away anything capable of being stolen, with intent, at the time of the taking permanently to deprive the owner thereof; but a person may be guilty of stealing any such thing notwithstanding that he has lawful possession thereof if, being a bailee or part owner thereof, he fraudulently converts the same to his own use or the use of any person other than the owners;

18.  Any person who—

(a) being a clerk or servant or person employed in the capacity of a clerk or servant—

(i)   steals any chattel, money or valuable security belonging to or in
the possession or power of his master or employer; or

(ii)   fraudulently embezzles the whole or any part of any chattel,
money or valuable security delivered to or received or taken into
possession by him for or in the name or on the account of his
master or employer;

is liable to imprisonment for ten years and, in the case of a clerk or servant or person employed for the purpose or in the capacity of a clerk or servant, if a male under the age of sixteen years, to undergo corporal punishment as provided for under the Corporal Punishment (Offenders Not Above Sixteen) Act, in addition to any other punishment to which he may by law be liable.

20.  In an indictment against a person for larceny or embezzlement, the accused person may be charged and proceeded against for the amount of a general deficiency in account, notwithstanding that the general deficiency is made up of any number of specific sums of money the taking of which extended over any space of time, and without showing any particular sums received and not accounted for.

34.  (1)  Any person who, by any false pretence, with intent to defraud, obtains from any other person any chattel, money, or valuable security, or causes or procures any money to be paid, or any chattel or valuable security to be delivered, to himself or to any other person for the use or benefit or on account of himself or any other person, is liable to imprisonment for five years.

Delete me lol

Very interesting. This is better than seeing Jon Stewart show how hypocritical Bill O’Reilly is (O’Reilly thought Jamie Lynn Spears teenage pregnancy was wrong, thought Palin’s daughter’s teenage pregnancy was ok).

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Trinidad’s Prime Minister Illegally Spies on Citizens, Opposition

November 22, 2008 at 5:06 am (news, Politics, Technology, Trinidad, Weird) (, , , , , , , )

TV6 has begun a multi-part series on the topic of spying in Trinidad. Here is what they’ve reported so far :

1) Prime Minister Patrick Manning used state agencies and state funds of over $60 million to funnel and smuggle Israeli spying equipment consisting of Carnivore-type software that harvests text messages, emails, phone calls, etc. of ALL citizens of the country.

2) He has been using this to persecute the opposition through an undisclosed, illegal “State security agency” as he is strategically releasing information on what he has “learnt” through his illegal spying on opposition senators when his party is criticized strongly by them.

3) The government has therefore no absolutely excuse for failing to control the increasing crime rate which includes an all-time high in murders for the year as with such spying equipment on hand, they should easily be aware and therefore able to counter the activities of criminals, druglords, etc. Its like losing at scrabble with a blind opponent when you have a dictionary and computer in front of you.

Appalling. $60 million dollars. Even if it were $1, the government of a democratic country has secretly and illegally bought something with tax payers money to spy on tax papers and suppress democracy.

I don’t really have any further comment on this. I am totally speechless, shocked, angry again and further disenchanted with the direction the country is going. The saddest part is idiots everywhere will most likely just say “hmph” or worse yet agree with this, or there may be some controversy over this for a week or so, then it will all die down, and life goes on, no MASS RESIGNATION of government officials as normal, civilized people of a normal, civil society would expect, absolutely nothing.

But, that’s that, i’m not about to get riled up now. Maybe in the future I’ll be able to come back and give more of my opinion on this, right now I need to sleep.

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Trinidad Flooded

November 19, 2008 at 7:04 am (Life, news, Stupidity, Trinidad) ()

I don’t even want to go into details of what happened earlier today, because it just depresses and angers me, but in summary there was normal rainfall for a few hours in Trinidad, then all of the sudden shit just started happening

That’s right a bridge collapsed and a woman got killed by a landslide.

What happened today wasn’t a tropical wave, tropical depression, tropical storm or, God forbid a hurricane….it was just rain, for a few hours, intermittently…and the result is a natural, national disaster.

Obviously a collection of government institutions have failed us all once again as this happens all the time. The response from the public is always “Hmph”. But what took my sanity away today was hearing people repeat this retarded mantra that “we”, the citizens, are responsible for the flooding because we “throw litter in the drains”.

At that then moment I think I made up my mind that I will migrating. “WE” are responsible for this? Not the Ministries and regional corporations and garbage collectors and Ministers and MPs…..”WE” caused the flood. I’m not even going to go into how monumentally stupid that thought is, it would give me a headache. I guess some people really do deserve the government they have.

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Sarah Palin sex?

November 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , )

The top search term that links net users to this blog is none other than “palin sex”..so here is some fanservice for you sickos.

Sarah Palin herself has reportedly been offered $2 million to appear in a pornographic film by Florida-based porn producer Cesar Capone. Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world — the most desirable woman over 40.”

To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

Palin’s husband Todd has also been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be “prepared to kick in an extra $100,000,” and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Palin hasn’t publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska, on Nov. 6.

If you rather not risk the long, hopeless wait for Gov. Palin’s actual response to this offer, Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine have released a spoof porn video titled “Nailin’ Paylin” starring Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin”, Jada Fire as “Condoleezza Rice”, Nina Hartley as “Hillary Clinton”, Mike Horner as “Bill Orally” and Evan Stone as “Young Serra Paylin’s” professor.

Who's Nailin Paylin?

They apparently went all out with the movie with a long script that features lines such as :

Serra : “What am I supposed to do with that?”

Knight : “Vote for it”

Lisa Ann does look a little like Palin, so it should be fun to watch. Happy fantasizing.

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