Winston ‘Gypsy’ Peters is an Idiot

April 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm (Funny, Life, Politics, Rants, Trinidad) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

And a ghetto fabulous, embarrassing-ass one at that too. Handkerchiefs have been used for centuries, said to have been invented by Richard II of England. When used as an accessory to a suit, a handkerchief is known as a pocket square. Wikipedia lists several ways in which a pocket square can be folded :

  • The Presidential is folded at right angles to fit in the pocket.
  • The TV Fold is folded diagonally with the point inside the pocket.
  • The One-point Fold is folded diagonally with the point showing.
  • The Two-point Fold is folded off-center so the two points don’t completely overlap.
  • The Three-point Fold is first folded into a triangle, then the corners are folded up and across to make three points.
  • The Four-point Fold is an off-center version of the Three-point Fold.
  • The Cagney is basically a backwards version of the Four-point Fold.
  • The Puff or the Cooper is simply shaped into a round puff.
  • The Reverse Puff is like the Puff, except with the puff inside and the points out, like petals.
  • The Astaire is a puff with a point on either side.
  • The Straight Shell is pleated and then folded over to give the appearance of nested shells.
  • The Diagonal Shell is pleated diagonally and then folded.

And here are some pictures of the pocket square in action :

Pocket Square

proper pocket square

Classy.

However, what the fuck is this?

Winston \'Gypsy\' Peters in Parliament

That’s NO pocket square people. That is in fact, a TIE HANGING OUT OF MR. PETERS’ POCKET. And not just any tie, its identical to the one he’s wearing with his shirt! Yes, its not just an embarrassingly, ignorant, fashion disaster choice, he’s color-coordinating it! A grown man, a MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT in the Lower House of the Parliament of Trinidad and Tobago thinks its fucking proper to hang a tie out of his pocket! Either that or he foolishly thought that the people he saw with fabric hanging out of their pockets (pocket squares) were hanging ties out of their pockets too!

And it gets worse!

Bling bling????

From this pic its seen that MP Peters is wearing an earring!! What the fuck???? Isn’t that like, disrespectful or something? What’s next platinum teeth?? I wear an earring too everyday but I’m sure if I were elected to Parliament I would have to stop wearing it then….or atleast not begin wearing one, uber-ignorantly thinking it constitutes proper attire.
How esteemed. From this pic we can also see the TIE HANGING OUT a little more.

Another pic from my TV on the Parliament channel which identifies this disgrace (Mr. Winston Peters, MP – Member for Mayaro)  that ridiculed the House of Representatives on that day.

What a joke. What clowns these people are. Would a US Senator or a UK MP come to a sitting looking anything remotely like that jackass???

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6 Comments

  1. sandy said,

    you are the idiot – the fool who commented on Honorable Mr. Peters. We are Trinidadians we wear it. We do not copy cat it like the gay guys twin you have as models. there is no originality. thats why Trinidadians are soooo talented.

  2. felica said,

    he is my grandfather so shut ur damn mouth

  3. kaye said,

    sandy you are an ass his earing or pocket tie is not doing the job the man is were you in love with the man and he turned you down

  4. kaye said,

    should have said sandy this is to the idiot not to you…my mistake not to headline reply properly

  5. kaye said,

    why do blacks trying to get ahead have to be CURSED so we are always be compared please lets us be ourselves let us do our jobs our dress code is CARIBBEAN STYLE let us live

  6. Shordie said,

    omg this person wasted their time creating this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Winston gypsy peters is an Extempo King so A tie hanging out of his pocket does not say Sqattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    who ever said that he is an idiot is a Bigger Idiot because he hadtime to write all this aabout Gypsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It is kind of stupid to try and mess-up a true extempo king and legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So get a life and leave Gypsy alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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